Saturday, July 14, 2012

WHATEVER WORKS ..this time about Normandie and the Fetish!


Thought I’d just take the time to mention the people I know and love and will be recurring characters (and I do mean characters) in the future blogs….


Nancy, my best friend of 60 years.  We grew up together and have known each other since 3rd grade.  She claims that I’m several years older than she is.   We live about 2 miles from each other and see each other every day.  We live in Titusville, Florida, a small town a short distance from Cocoa Beach (home of I Dream of Jeannie).

Laurie, my niece, who lives in the Big Apple.  She has put up with her delusional Aunt for almost 49 years.    When I think of her  (which is often) she’s still  29 in my mind.

Cathy, another best friend, who Nancy and I also went to school with (since the 3rd grade).  She’s also several years older than Nancy.  So I guess Cathy and I were left back several times in kindergarten.  She lives in Long Island, New York.

Shawna, Chris, Taylor, Nicole and Samantha, Nancy’s son, daughter in law, and grandchildren.  Also my family.  Nan’s granddaughters are 17, 10 and 8. 

Pete and Angela, Nancy’s brother and sister in law, they live in Deltona Florida.  I also consider them family.   Age not required.  We go there to visit and stay at Angela’s deceased Mother’s home (around the corner) often.

Margaret #1, my friend of 40 years-plus- who lives in Wichita,  Kansas.  We shared many an apartment together in New York City.  Actually they were Margaret’s apartments, she just put up with me for months at a time and still does –put up with me that is, only now it’s by e-mail...

Margaret #2, Angela’s deceased Mother.  Her house is around the corner from Pete and Angela and Nan and I stay there when we come to visit.

Liz, Laurie’s significant other.  Another family member and my computer guru.  I need all the help I can get, computer-wise.   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
Kristen:  Pete and Angela’s oldest daughter, who  also helps me allllllll the time with my computer problems (of which there are usually many).

Katie and Glen, Pete and Angela’s younger  daughter who will soon be married to Glen  Flores. (November 12th).

You will read about these people over and over, and except for the Margaret’s who you will only be able to differentiate  between-- by the  content of the sentence, this should make everyone else’s  position  in my life easy to remember.

I’m sure by now, you’re glad I don’t have any more family or friends to write about!
Now, let’s actually get to the BLOG!

Blog #2 --WHATEVER WORKS ...this time about Normandie and the Fetish!

I wanted to write something about Fetishes.  In particular PAPER fetishes--my paper fetish, but, Nancy  (who I’ve mentioned, always knows best) said I should talk about something that even beats my Paper Fetish.  Doesn’t beat it by much, but it’s definitely #1 and that’s POCKETBOOKS.  I LOVE POCKETBOOKS, bags, purses,, POCKETBOOKS!!  Not all pocketbooks, but most (I usually don’t discriminate). . I carry a lot of “stuff” so I kinda prefer big pocketbooks  although  I might add, I am also particularly  partial to evening bags.    I’ve been on seven cruises in the last five years and have seven evening bags, one for each cruise.  Black sequin, black satin, red sequin (I like sequins), blue leather, beige silk with a large silk flower on the front, black and red silk with an oriental pattern and a plain brown silk (how that got in the group, I just don’t know.)  They were all $12, my absolute limit for a cruise purchase.
Back to big bags, OH, wait a minute,  did I mention those carry bags from Publix, or Winn Dixie?  You know the type, the ones that save the planet because you don’t use plastic or save a tree because you don’t use paper.  Well, for a buck, I can’t pass one of them up either.  My limit is $1.  So far I’m saving the earth (and/or trees) with Publix, Winn Dixie, Aldi,  Michaels Arts and Crafts, Joann’s Crafts and my HMO,  Wellcare.  I’m also fighting breast cancer. For a total of about 20 bags.

Big bags, I have a $5 limit.  Sounds impossible right?  WRONG!!  Anything’s possible when you set your mind to it. Came across BealIs having a tremendous after Christmas sale last year.  Almost everything was 90% off and to boot, it was Tuesday.  Need I say –Senior Day, take an additional 15% off.  The 90% was to be taken off the already reduced price.  Well, I went berserk.  I found six bags I couldn’t possibly live without.  With the original markdown, then the 90% and the additional 15% each pocketbook came to $4.80.Got that $4.80!!!  I’m not into “Names” or “Designer Originals” (obviously)  so that makes things a little easier for me when I’m making my choices.  The bags were Caribbean Joe’s, which were originally priced about $50.  With all the markdowns and  the discounts and adding  the sales tax the total I paid as I said was:-- $4.80.  Beat that with a stick!!

Let us not forget to mention some of our All Time Favorites:  THRIFT SHOPS.  We don’t go to them often, but when we do ------  We were in one a few months ago that’s just a short distance from Nan’s condo.  The owner was having a BLOW-OUT SALE,  POCKETBOOKS  $.25, that’s right $.25.  I was like a pig in  sh…..  Came out with eight bags that I just absolutely had to have – no tax added – for $2.  She didn’t have a Senior Day, but I guess you can’t have everything.
Goodwill,  one of my particular favorites.  Very often they have their regular $5.99 or less bags on sale for a buck that’s right a BUCK! . That coupled with my Senior Discount, 10%,  well, DO THE MATH!!

Last month, while browsing at Marshalls,I found a white leather pocketbook that CALLED to me.  After all the mark downs it was $10, well over my limit, so I passed it by.  Needless to say, after walking out of the store and getting into my car, that bag let out one last yell and I just had to go back and buy it.  The Senior Discount  15% did help.

I own at least 40 bags, at least one bag in every color you can think of and do  I use all of these bags regularly?  You bet your life I do!  I change my bag and earrings (that’s another story, for another time.  I have about 100 pair of earrings that I made) every day.  

At some point in the future you’ll probably hear about my second favorite Fetish, my love of PAPER!!  Not newsprint, or magazines, or pamphlets or such, but writing paper, stationary,  bound journals, note paper, composition books,  spiral notebooks and pads , pads glued together at the top, to mention  only a few.   As I said, that’s for another time. Bet you just can’t wait!
I might add that I’m only pocketbook and earring FASHIONISTA.  This Fashionista only owns  four pair of shoes all  four  are wedge, flip flop types (you know the kind that has a little piece of leather that goes thru your toes)  Two pairs-- white, two  pairs-- black. The white ones have rhinestones on the straps that hold them on to your feet, and the black ones have black stones.   They go everywhere and with everything as far as I’m concerned.   I don’t think anyone looks at my shoes anyway and even if they do – WHO REALLY CARES!!  Not me!!… Besides they were two bucks a piece. Can’t beat that with the same stick you used earlier.

My Fashionista style has to suit me and nobody else.

WHATEVER WORKS!      Normandie